First Post.
Posted by Dr. Horrible on Saturday, July 13, 2013
Greetings!
My Name is Dr. Horrible, and I am a Super Villain. This is my first blog post.
I recently made a whole bunch of these explosive devices that look like the common U.S. quarter and put them into every parking meter in the city. It took forever. With a press of a button I could have damaged the revenue for the city. The Municipal Government would have been on its knees. Until I ran into Captain Hammer. Literally. He proceeded to ask me if I wanted his autograph. Before I could answer he asked me what my name was, so I told him. He said "D-O-C-T-O-R H-O-Rrrr Wait a minute, are you evil?" and I said yes. He beat me to a pulp. So I went back to the lab and discussed this with my colleague, Moist. So we came to the conclusion to make a formula to make me as strong as Hammer. So I got a sample of his hair, unfortunately I got beat up again. But I did it. The down side was that not only did I get his strength, but I also got his Mental Capacity. So Moist gave me the antidote and I was back to my weak self. Captain Hammer threw a beam at me, but thanks to my "Trans-matter Ray" it turned to liquid. Then he threw me at this billboard for some wrinkle cream. It had a slogan that said "Stop Time", and thats when it hit me. I had to build a "Freeze Ray" to stop time. So that was the beginning of the "Freeze Ray Project". So far its coming along nicely.
- Dr. Horrible
My Name is Dr. Horrible, and I am a Super Villain. This is my first blog post.
I recently made a whole bunch of these explosive devices that look like the common U.S. quarter and put them into every parking meter in the city. It took forever. With a press of a button I could have damaged the revenue for the city. The Municipal Government would have been on its knees. Until I ran into Captain Hammer. Literally. He proceeded to ask me if I wanted his autograph. Before I could answer he asked me what my name was, so I told him. He said "D-O-C-T-O-R H-O-Rrrr Wait a minute, are you evil?" and I said yes. He beat me to a pulp. So I went back to the lab and discussed this with my colleague, Moist. So we came to the conclusion to make a formula to make me as strong as Hammer. So I got a sample of his hair, unfortunately I got beat up again. But I did it. The down side was that not only did I get his strength, but I also got his Mental Capacity. So Moist gave me the antidote and I was back to my weak self. Captain Hammer threw a beam at me, but thanks to my "Trans-matter Ray" it turned to liquid. Then he threw me at this billboard for some wrinkle cream. It had a slogan that said "Stop Time", and thats when it hit me. I had to build a "Freeze Ray" to stop time. So that was the beginning of the "Freeze Ray Project". So far its coming along nicely.
- Dr. Horrible
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